I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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