She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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