Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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