Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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