That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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