Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think I died a long time ago.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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