I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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