I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
