your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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