i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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