oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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