There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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