I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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