I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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