we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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