? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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