Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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