you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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