Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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