I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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