i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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