You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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