Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
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that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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