Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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