Cold hands, warm shart.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
