so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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