Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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