I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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