I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I wish you could order shots online.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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