Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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