glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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