this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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