This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
3pm strippers are depressing
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
