But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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