found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
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i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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