I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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