Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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