Umm I'm too high to move.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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