just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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