lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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