At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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