Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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