It's Friday. Sex?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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