so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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