Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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