Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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