He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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