Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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