Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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