So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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