It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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