please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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