yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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