College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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